Told Jokes

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was I told her I couldn't say never experienced it.

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge.... He was in bits 🤣🤦‍♂️

One day my mom told me to take out the trash and I did . The next day mom asked me where is your sister and I said a garbage truck took her. Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left

somebody told me to cheer up so....i told him to pass me a rope :)

i went to see my dentist and she warned me it was going to hurt. then she told me she was having an affair with my husband. good news though...the cleaning didnt hurt.

They told me throwing babies was bad but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.

my friend was in a crash so when he got put in a wheelchair people bullied him so i told him to stand up for him self

Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”

I told a kid in a wheelchair use your nitro boosts

my boyfriend accused me of cheating. i told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.

I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day 😮‍💨

people say I should be proud of my autism but truth be told I'm only in it for the help in class

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When you hear your mom’s car pull in the driveway and you remember that she told you to take the chicken out of the freezer 7 hours ago.

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read

I talked to a future suicide bomber, I told him, "ISIS ain't got Sh** on me because I Planted a bomb and lived."

My dad told me that his dreams were shatterd a few years ago

Then i asked him how many years ago

He replied with ”when were you born?”

So my sister was eating Now&Laters, and I continuously heard smacking sounds. So I told her can you stop smacking its annoying. Then she said I cant its a juicy type of candy. So I said, I can stop the candies from making that sound. Then she said how? So I smacked her. :)