I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say “Dad I have to go to school soon”
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
What kind of poops do ghosts take? A spooky dookie.
A girl and a boy were on a date. The boy kept farting. The girl asked, "What is wrong?!?". The boy replied, "Explosive diarrhea.". The girl said, "Ew".
The boy went to the bathroom, and the place exploded. The center of the explosion, the bathroom.
Big butt
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why couldnt the toilet cross the road awnser> cause it got stuck in the crack
the toothbrush Says'' i have the worst job in the whole world''. the toilet paper behind him''yeah right''.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom? sex worker
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party ? Because he was a party pooper
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet your teacher says no. But when someone else asks the teacher says yes to them.
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
Where did tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet 🚽! 💩 💩 💩
Pop in the toilet
Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??
He had to use the bathroom!
