why did not the toilet paper make it across the road to excape the corano virise
HOLY CRAP!!! crap with holes in it. get it? HOLE - Y?
how do you poop
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet because the p is silent
Parents: why do you use your phone on the toilet? Me: the same reason you read the newspaper on the toilet
Q. whats the difference between people and a toilet A. niether does r kelly
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Poopies in my undies
pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
Diarrhea
why do u have to wipe yourself with toilet paper because bugs can crawl eat your poop and drink your pee
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
WOULD YOU RATHER: Fight Mike Tyson Or Lick an Elephants butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky? It's between cheeks at the moment.
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind. So I called “TOLIET PAPERS ROLLING IN”
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes and every one is trying to shit on ya.
What do girls and toilet roll have in common ?
They both deal with a lot of crap
skibidi toilet skibidi skibidi toilet toilet skibidi skibidi bidet lalaalallalala
What did buttholes say after taking a dump? Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
