Toilet jokes

Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?

Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.

Toot and poop.

What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?

A Corgi Potty.

What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!

The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.

The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."

The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."

I poo 11 times a day.

What’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?

So, it was you....

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!

Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"

The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.

Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."

Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??

He had to use the bathroom!

What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?

Coronavirus and toilet paper.

Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?

In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.

Cam likes to peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee a lot.

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

Pop in the toilet.