Toilet jokes

A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.

He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.

Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?

Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.

Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!

The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."

The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."

Prankster pranks.

Fake lobster in the toilet. 8:00 a.m.

Prank phone calls. 9:00 a.m.

Toot and poop.

The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.

What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?

A Corgi Potty.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bear. Bear who? Bear bum!

Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"

The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.

Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

Pop in the toilet.

Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?

Coronavirus and toilet paper.

Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?

In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩

What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

Why did the Pikachu say "Pi"??

He had to use the bathroom!