you’re so fat
that when u sit on the toilet
it says
“A B C D E F G, get ur butt off of me”
"do you know the differance between wallpaper and toilet paper" replys "no" "gross"
Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"
What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her.
Stuck a plunger down the toilet
My ex was so full of shit,she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?
Quilty or Not Quilty?
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin? B: I don't know A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful... B: ..
How can toilet paper decorate your house
Shit sticks everywhere
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings abc 123 get your fat ass off of me !!!!
YOUR SO POOR YOU USE THE SAME TOILET PAPER EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A POOP
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper? ... We’re wiped out!
A boy was terrible at writing sentences so his teacher gave him an assignment to help with that. The boy was to go home, write five sentences and return to school the next day. When he went home, he took a notepad and a pen and went to his dad for help. His dad was in a very important business call so he angrily shouted at the child “Shut up you Donkey!” The boy noted down that sentence. He next went to his mom who assumed that he wanted to play video games so she said “No my dear, tomorrow.” That was his second sentence. For the third sentence he went to his older brother who was watching football where someone scored a goal so he was jumping up and down yelling “Goal! Goal!” For the fourth sentence he went to his sister who was singing “Spider-Man Spider-Man!”. For the last sentence he went to his grandmother who was cleaning the toilet and singing “Under the toilet, under the toilet”. He went to school the next day and his teacher asked him to tell her the sentences. The boy said, “Shut up you Donkey!” The teacher got angry after hearing this and asked the boy, “Do you want me to slap you?” The boy said, “No my dear, tomorrow.” This made the teacher so angry that she slapped the boy. Immediately he started jumping up and down yelling “Goal! Goal!” The teacher dragged him to the principal’s office as she was fed up with him. The principal asked the boy what his name was to which he replied by singing “ Spider-Man Spider-Man!” She asked him where he lived so he sang “Under the toilet, under the toilet”.
No more toilet paper Jokes please
My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.
One day there was a boy who needed the toilet. So he goes to his teacher and asks if he can go to the toilet. The teacher says "yes but before you go what is the first 3 letters in the alphabet?" The boy replies " I don't know miss.... The teacher says that he will have to wait. Later the boy goes home to his mom that is on the phone. What is the first letter in the alphabet? His mom says "Oh shut up! So the boy goes to his dad that is playing darts and says "what is the second letter in the alphabet? His dad says "180"! So the boy goes to his sister who is playing with her Barbies. The boy asks "what is the 3rd letter in the alphabet"? The sister says " I'm a Barbie girl in a barbie world"! The next day the boy goes to school and needs the toilet again so he goes to ask if he can go and the teacher says " yes but before you go what is the 3 letters in the alphabet"? They boy says " oh shut up"! The teacher is angry about that so she says "what is the second one"? "180"! Says the boy and the teacher asks him where he is from and the boy says " I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world!"
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