Toilet jokes
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
The pirate looked down the toilet, and what did he see?
The captain's log.
Where did Tigger go looking for Pooh?
In the toilet! 🚽 💩 💩 💩
What is another name 🤔 for Holy water 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧 🚽 toilet water.
My ex was so full of shit, she probably poured toilet cleaner in her nose to get relief.
A man goes for a pee in a haunted house.
He unzips his pants at the urinal when a man dressed as a goblin chuckles next to him. "You got a small dick, buddy," the man says to him.
How do you surprise a blind guy? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
🤔 What do Polish people 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 🇵🇱 in Poland do with 📰 📰 📰 📰 newspapers 📰 📰 📰 📰 after they are done reading them?
Use them for toilet paper. 🧻 🧻 🧻 🧻 😆 😄
What did the toilet say to the other toilet?
"You look flushed."
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?
Coronavirus and toilet paper.
Yo momma's so short that she fell off the toilet and broke her leg.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop.
Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
Hi, this is a good prank I did.
So, my brother LOVES his phone and so... I put it in the toilet and then flushed it, but it wouldn't go down. So, then I gave it to him and he threw it and then it broke. HAHAHAHAHAHA
(Prankster, tell me if you don't like me doing pranks because it is your thing.)
Bye guys! I hope you liked this prank! (And his phone did not really break, it just cracked really bad lol)
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
What is the weirdest thing to wear and what is the weirdest thing to say?
Weirdest thing to ware: Socks with sandals, also with flip flops!
Weirdest thing to say: "Would you rather be a bath or a toilet?" "The blue angel sea slug looks like an alien." (weird).
Bonus: Things to ware with other things: Crop top with t-shirt (really hip), Crop top with tights or shorts, dresses with tights! (Cool) Oh well byeeeeeee!