Only really smart people will get this with out it being explained
Toilet paper fight hat
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper? ... We’re wiped out!
My sister just sits on the toilet on the iPad then I go to do something at the sink and she says Bella give me toilet paper 🧻 Then I am 😑 annoyed like super
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6AM but wake up at 7AM. And it's not even a joke.
You dropped your toilet paper right and you you want to pick it up but you can't because you have 💩 poop in your but and it scwoshd😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet
Do I sit broken hearted I came to shit and only farted
Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes and every one is trying to shit on ya.
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
Whats so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
A man walked into a toilet and saw a women fingering a man and said I think your doing it wrong turns out it was two transvestites
Tigger was playing hide & seek so he looked in the toilet but all he found was pooh
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?cause it got stuck in a pot hole:)
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Why can't the toilet paper be cheeky? It's between cheeks at the moment.
Did you know toilets while your at work they eat your toilet paper
What did the poop said to the toilet paper? “You’re in the roll!”
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
No more toilet paper Jokes please
