Tide jokes
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Tides right?
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
Joke Tide.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
How do fish get high?
Because they eat seaweed.
Wash It Away - By Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions - Why does it always feel like I'm the one that's had a bad day?
Whether I'm stuck in traffic or showing up to work late,
Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to forever been working all week
For a jerk that thinks they can say whatever they want to me
I'll just bite my tongue for a couple more days
Soon I'll be in that island sun surfing those waves
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Finally I'm here and I can't even stop myself from smiling
Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island
Don't miss my 9 to 5
Living like a local on this island time
I got those sandy toes and nobody knows jump in the ocean and just go with the flow
I'll miss my sandy toes
I've got to go back before you know this island is my home
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta wash it away
Wash it away
I need the beach I love the ocean
Put my feet in the sand
Watch the earth in motion
Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day
Take it to the shoreside and wash it away
Oh yeah
You gotta
Wash it away
Wash it away
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.