Tide

Tide Jokes

Hairline

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.

Momma

Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!

Wheelchair

Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."

Beach

Wash It Away - By Bradley Lewis(watersharky) and Ben Lewis and Watersharky Music Productions - Why does it always feel like I'm the one that's had a bad day?

Whether I'm stuck in traffic or showing up to work late,

Oh this 9 to 5 feels like 9 to forever been working all week

For a jerk that thinks they can say whatever they want to me

I'll just bite my tongue for a couple more days

Soon I'll be in that island sun surfing those waves

I need the beach I love the ocean

Put my feet in the sand

Watch the earth in motion

Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day

Take it to the shoreside and wash it away

Oh yeah

You gotta wash it away

Finally I'm here and I can't even stop myself from smiling

Somebody hand me a beer and I'll check the girls on the island

Don't miss my 9 to 5

Living like a local on this island time

I got those sandy toes and nobody knows jump in the ocean and just go with the flow

I'll miss my sandy toes

I've got to go back before you know this island is my home

I need the beach I love the ocean

Put my feet in the sand

Watch the earth in motion

Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day

Take it to the shoreside and wash it away

Oh yeah

You gotta wash it away

Wash it away

I need the beach I love the ocean

Put my feet in the sand

Watch the earth in motion

Ya had a bad week ya had a bad day

Take it to the shoreside and wash it away

Oh yeah

You gotta

Wash it away

Wash it away

Whale

Why did the whale cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!!! πŸ˜‚

Fish

Why did the fish cross the sea?

To get to the other tide! πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Octopus

Why did the octopus cross the road?

To get to the other TIDE!!! πŸ€£πŸ™πŸ™

People

The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁

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  • Reason

    The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.

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