Tickle jokes
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
WTF is going on in texas
Yesterday, I tickled my granddaughter's feet.
She is being born in 2 months.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
Why do midgets giggle when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass is tickling their ballsacks!
Three Europeans head to an island. They are captured by the island people. They are going to kill them, and they plead. They grant them a chance to live. The island people tell them to grab a fruit from the tribe's garden and bring it back, then to follow the task at hand.
The first guy brings back a peach. The island leader says, "Stick it up your ass. If you laugh, you die." The first guy shoves it up his ass and laughs, so they kill him. The second guy brings a grape, he does the same and laughs, making them kill him.
The first two are in heaven together. "Peaches are fuzzy, so I laughed. How the hell did you die? You had a grape!" says the first guy. The second guy replied, "It didn't tickle at all. I laughed at the sight [of] the third guy was bringing over a pineapple."
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.