Tickle jokes
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to make it laugh?
Ten-tickles.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
Viggie tickles.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
HELP! HELP!
TELL THE PRIEST TO STOP TICKLING ME!
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?
You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.