Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Viggie tickles.
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I wonโt like you no more.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.
Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?
Kid: I don't know.
Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.
Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.
*Officer arrests Elmo*
Elmo: But who wants tickles?