Tickle Jokes

Skeleton

What makes a skeleton laugh?

When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!

Heh.

Knight

Why did the knights laugh when they run?

The grass tickled their balls. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

Bill Cosby

7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.

All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.

7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.

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  • Midget

    Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.

    Nut

    My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

    My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I wonโ€™t like you no more.

    Pickle

    Guy: Do you want a nickel?

    Girl: Sure.

    Guy: So youโ€™ll tickle my pickle?

    Girl: ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

    Rule

    Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.

    Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?

    Kid: I don't know.

    Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.

    Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.

    *Officer arrests Elmo*

    Elmo: But who wants tickles?

    Doctor

    You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.

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