Tickle Jokes

7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.

All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.

7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.

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Guy: Do you want a nickel?

Girl: Sure.

Guy: So youโ€™ll tickle my pickle?

Girl: ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Elmo: Welcome to the new micronation of Tickelandia.

Dude: Why are we close to Disneyland?

Kid: I don't know.

Elmo: Rule 1, you must not tell the forests or Bob Iger about us.

Meanwhile, Officer: Come on, Elmo, you're going to prison.

*Officer arrests Elmo*

Elmo: But who wants tickles?

You know your doctor is gay when he asks you to touch your toes, and then you feel a rub on your back and a tickle on your anus.

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