Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Tickle Jokes
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten tickles.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
Tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. I mean, there's a skele-ton of em! You gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. Now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. Besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. Did those tickle your funny bone? Now I've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. Now if you hate all these, I won't be bothered, I got thick skin! But first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. Now, I gotta go to Grillby's. They got a discount on spare-ribs. Bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone!
