Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten-tickles.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.
how do you get more presents from santa? you tickle his sack
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles there balls
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How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls
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Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls
Why was tickle me Elmo upset when he left the factory? Because they only gave him one test tickle
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Why do midgets laugh when they run
Because the grass tickles there balls
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory. Two test-tickles
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
When does a skeleton laugh? When someone tickles his funny bone!
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run Because the grass tickles their balls
