Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
How do you make an octopus laugh?
You give it ten-tickles.
how do you get more presents from santa? you tickle his sack
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory? Two test tickles.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles there balls
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it
I was tickling my step brothers balls and then it hit me why is he laughing
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls
Why was tickle me Elmo upset when he left the factory? Because they only gave him one test tickle
Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls
*tibia honest, it takes a lot of spine to memorize all the bones in the skeletal system. i mean, there's a skele-ton of em! you gotta be boned up for the skeletal system exam, buddy chum pal. now that was a humerus ribtickling skelepun. besides, if ya don't know all of the bones in the skeletal system, get boned, fucking numbskull. did those tickle your funny bone? now i've been working down to the bone typing these puns, kid. now if you hate all these, i won't be bothered, i got thick skin! but first, lemme take a skelfie in the skelevator playing my trom-bone. now, i gotta go to grillby's. they got a discount on spare-ribs. bone-voyage, my homeslice breadslice dawg.
Why do midgets laugh when they run
Because the grass tickles there balls
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
