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Why the f was my shooting joke removed? It was funny, and this is obviously a website for morbid humor. WTF, I mean, worstjokesever.com. Come on...

My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

Bestfriend @3am: I love you.

Me: Love you too.

*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*

I don't know if this is funny.

I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.

I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

He was waiting for a car.

in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind

Me: Good night, everyone.

My friends and family: Night.

Me: *gets in coffin*

My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?

My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.

Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"

Me: power button.

I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.

And my driver's license got revoked too.

What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."

Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."

Boy: "What's that?"

Grandpa: "What's what?"

The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.