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I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.

My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.

A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.

But hay! It's in my jeans!

The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.

I don't think I'm allergic to this.

My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!

*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*

"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"

So I did...

I don't remember much after that.

I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻

I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored, I draw on my hands with a pen. Well, this guy walks up to me and says, “You know, I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself.”

And so, without thinking, I said, “Well, I’ve already got those, so I think I’m fine...” 😳 He looked concerned. Oops lol.

Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.

When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.