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in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind

Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."

Boy: "What's that?"

Grandpa: "What's what?"

What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."

Bestfriend @3am: I love you.

Me: Love you too.

*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*

I don't know if this is funny.

I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!

I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/

You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

I don't struggle with depression- like, at this point, I have it down. I'm good at depression.

This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.

My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.

A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.

But hay! It's in my jeans!

The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.

I don't think I'm allergic to this.

My boy, I think it is about time that I leave this world. Now draw your weapon and kill me now!

*draws a picture of his "epic" sword*

"What... WHAT... WTH ARE YOU DOING SIMPLETON? I DIDN'T MEAN THAT KIND OF DRAW!"

There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.

I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"

So I did...

I don't remember much after that.

I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.

And my driver's license got revoked too.