New This Jokes - Page 26 - Worst Jokes Ever

I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

What do lesbians and turtles have in common?

They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)

Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.

Couldn’t Be Me.

"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."

Your hairline is back, people say. "Look at this dude."

Like this,

it will give you good luck. See for yourself!

What do you call a depressed person's life?

At this point, nonexistent.

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?

Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.

I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.

Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?

I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!

“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.

Found this girl in Hawaii.

Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."

Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.

If this post gets 200 likes or comments, I will show up in a MrBeast video.

What if this post got 78.2 likes? 🤩🤭😈

Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.