Things jokes
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?
Spam.
The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.
Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period.
Hello, This is my 4th (out of 9) account. The entire reason behind this post is for future personal benefit (don't ask and f**k off).
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Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."
He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."
He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."
He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Being gay is the most masculine thing that is possible because only men can be gay.
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What is so annoying? A younger sister.
The last thing the victims were thinking was, "Is there 9 or 11 stories?"
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
My three favorite things are eating my family, and not using commas.
What goes up but never comes down?
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.