What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
Kobe Bryant And 9/11 are two things i dont joke about because when i do they tend to crash and burn
When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospital and everyone starts sleeping better.
An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like "it's an elevator not a lift" and "it's chips not crisps" etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted "they're schools, not shooting ranges".
Me: Oh man, things are really happening for me! I have so much to do!
Depression: Lie in bed
In India 3 things are wide and far everywhere,but no one admits racism,sexism and Sunny ka jism.
There's 3 things I hate. 1. Jokes 2. Lists 3. Irony
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish", and the Clownfish "Nemo fish" 🤣
I do this too often!!
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
what do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things SPED up.
Dont you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin
What’s the similarity between your uncle and your hands? They can both do dirty things
What is 6.9?
A beautiful thing ruined by a period
What do you call a large lamp that does illicit things to young children?
A Jacko Lantern!
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing, except at a funeral.
Your mum your dad the things you never had.
What do emo’s and ninjas both have in common... they both hide and cut things
people have been telling me that you can get things for free now
the other day i saw a sign saying " FREE PALESTINE "
Thank you so much for helping me get to 20 followers! I'm so happy, even time I look at my followers going up, it makes me so happy. I can't wait to keep posting other things on here! <3
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
