What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Thing Jokes
What was the last thing that went through JFK's mind? A bullet.
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Do you wanna know the best thing about 28 year olds?
There are 20 8 year olds.
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
I made a website for orphans. The thing is, there was no homepage.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
There were 3 Gay Fish in a Tank. One says to the others: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
What was the thing that Beethoven used the most?
THE OVEN! (BeethOVEN)
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What are two things you could call a fart?
"Gas from the ass" or "Odor from the motor!"
