What's worse than failed attempted suicide? The pity looks people gives you and people keeps u away from 'dangerous' things
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down. Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around. And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly none of it is a 9mm.
What’s the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repletedly told him to look where he was going
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood
Money and my mom are kinda the same thing they come and leave easlily
What’s one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words ... through the pillow.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What is the first thing the disabled download on ITunes? They see me rolling, they hatin
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one time the quite kid hacked the speakers in a school next thing you know it pumped up kicks by Foster The People starts playing
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
I get so many thing stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
what was the last thing to go through Jfk's mind? A Bullet
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
