A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you? ----- Then there is me: My life.
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what's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school.
when you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
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What the worst thing about committing suicide, You can only do it once
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself, It wasn't Sooner
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
I Didn't know that COVID 19 was a thing until i saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn't know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things
Why do emo people want to be called scene now, the only thing I’ve scene from them is there suicide rate climbing
What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral
The corpse
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely? Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A:How do you breathe through that little thing?
