Thing jokes
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Jeffrey Epstein was a horrible person, but at least he killed Jeffrey Epstein.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
The only thing funnier than the shooting of that healthcare CEO is imagining the look on his wife's face when she got the hospital bill.
I'm so poor that when robbers break into my house,
they bring me things. <_>
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
What’s the worst thing about having a wife with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.
What's the best thing about 9/11 jokes...
They make you collapse with laughter because the Twin Towers collapsed.
What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?
There's twenty of them.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Those (DYM 96).