What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)
Girl: Come Over. Orphan: I can't. Girl: My parents aren't home ;) Orphan: Just two things I don't have.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things then she told me to go live in it
if things dont get better the Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging
whats the worst thing to say to an emo. if you don't succeed the first time try try try again
The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is sphere itself.
They always say u r what u eat! So I’d be nothing That sounds abt right
The closest thing in a depression person's life is a knife and his/her throat
The weirdest thing happend to me today i was driving 50mph and hit a speedbump aand it screamed
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
When I was born the doctors said , “it’s a boy!” Then when they went to cut the embilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said , “OH, It’s a girl.”
Saying I’m sorry and I apologise are basically the same thing... except at a funeral
What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s?
You can hide your own Easter Eggs!!
Q:what's the hardest thing about losing your virginity A:making sure she doesn't wake up
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a japanese girl? You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.
The only thing I do straight is vodka
