They jokes
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
How is a woman like a road?
They both have manholes.
some say lil durk and king von were friend's, but others say they were cousin's. HELP ME OUT which is it.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.