They jokes
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Memes
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.