Attention! Has anyone noticed that Watersharky and Kitten are dating? It's strange because they haven't said anything for 28 DAYS!!! They been keeping it a secret...(I guess). Someone needs to keep track of this. GOD, I just thought further into life with their relationship. DON'T DO THAT.
They Jokes
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why can't orphans breathe? They are drowning in their own tears.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what itβs like to be wanted.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
Women be like men cause wars, [but] forget men fight those wars while they fake cry.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
Why do orphans can't play baseball? They don't know where home is.
