They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.