They jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where the home is.

What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?

They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)

Why do orphans hate cricket?

Because they can't get a "homerun."

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What do Karens do when they have free time?

They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.

Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.

Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?

Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

How do you know someone is fucking dumb?

They put jokes that have been used several times already.

The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.

Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.

My uncle got really badly burned the other day.

They don't fuck around at the crematorium.

Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3

My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."

So I said, "Okay."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home base.

Why can’t orphans play baseball??

Because they can’t find their way to home plate.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.

They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.

Well, they're not laughing now!