They jokes
Why can't an orphan go to school?
They have no one to sign the parent signature.
Why did the CSI team have to go to the "Purple Rain" shoot?
Because they had to dust for Prince! hahaha
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
Because they don’t deserve rights!
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone.
Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why can't orphans steal bases?
Because they can't find home.
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.