They jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
The twin towers ordered a pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have nobody to call "daddy."
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...