They jokes
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
Why do orphans play Minecraft? So they can at least build a home.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.
"This place looks scary," the kid said.
And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what's so sad?" and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's heads before they died?" I replied "probably a bullet". She gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent's heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.
Then the antidote becomes the most important.