They jokes
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
They're teaching my 1st grader pronouns! Today it was he/she/they. Tomorrow, you/are/is!
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
What does a kid at Epstein Island and MAGA supporters have in common?
They both can't get Trump's dick out of their mouth.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
What do gasses and asses have in common? They both have asses in them!
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Are your hairline and forehead friends? Because they go way back.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because at least they can be wanted!
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.
Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.
And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.