They jokes
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
Friend 1: How come when you say "apart" your lips move apart, but when you say "together" they move apart?
Me: Maybe your lips want a divorce.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Spanish folks must love Olaf because they say his name to me all the time.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.