They jokes

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just beat the room for being black.

Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.

Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?

A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.

I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...

What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

Why can't an orphan be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)

Why do the French eat snails?

They don't like fast food.

When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?

What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.

Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."

Why can't depressed people leave the maze?

Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.

When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?

What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?

They both leave you hanging.

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.