I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
They Jokes
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
When midgets smoke weed, do they get high or do they get medium?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
Why can't depressed people leave the maze?
Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.
When dwarfs get high, do they just get medium?
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
Why can't orphans go on an away trip? Because they already are on one.
