They jokes

Arrest

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

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  • Slave

    What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.

    People

    Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?

    A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.

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  • Doctor

    I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...

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  • Twin Towers

    What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

    Circle

    You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

    Priest

    What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

    Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

    Blow job

    I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

    Orphan

    Why can't an orphan be gay?

    Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy". (My bad if this offended anyone.)

    Baseball

    Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."

    Maze

    Why can't depressed people leave the maze?

    Because their lives are the walls and they are too scared to meet the exit.

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  • Mom

    What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

    They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.

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