They jokes
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop some HOT BARS!
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
How does a non-binary ninja slay enemies?
They/Them.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
A pair of Newfies decide to visit Toronto. They drive through Nova Scotia, through New Brunswick, through Montréal, Kingston, Oshawa... then they see a sign that says "Toronto Left", so they turn back around and go home.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know what home is.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
A German, a Swiss, and a Russian make a bet: whoever has the most forest area in their country wins about 10,000 euros.
First, they fly over Switzerland: 8,000 square kilometers of forest. The German starts getting cold feet, as he doesn't think he'll win. Next, they fly over Russia: 50,000 square kilometers of forest. The German realizes he doesn't stand a chance unless he cheats.
When they fly over Germany, they see 10,000 square kilometers of forest. The German seems to have won, but then the Swiss shouts: "That's a tree!" The German was accused of fraud.
The German is furious. He calls the head of the Bundeswehr: "Why did the tree move?!" The boss said, "I'll put the guy who moved on the line," and passed the receiver over.
"Why did you move?" the German asked.
The young man replied: "Okay, when a dog came along and peed on my trunk, that was still fine. But then a bear came along and rubbed against my trunk..."
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.