They jokes
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,
They would be alloys.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping. The boy asks, "What is that man doing?" The mom says, "Making pizza," trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says, "Making extra cheese." When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says, "Ordering the pizza."
Later that day, the mother says to the father, "I think I want to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, don't know why that sounds good."
So that night, the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs, "Wanna order some pizza!?"
The mother replied, "DON'T WORRY I'M MAKING SOME!"
The son's voice followed, "I'M ADDING EXTRA CHEESE!"
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Have you ever met a kid who’s so fat that they can’t even be accepted to “My 600lb Life”? They need a higher-ranking one!
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!