They jokes
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans cross roads?
They don't have a parent to hold hands with.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
They say I'll mess up my insides, but I don't have any.
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps on a cockroach.
They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
Why don’t oranges 🍊 go around blind?
Because they take Vitamin See!
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
How do angels 😇 make holy water 💧?
They boil the hell out of it.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!