They jokes
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?
They both have an expiry date.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween, but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. They turned to drunks and have no will. Jill said to Jack, "Your love reveal, then think of building me a still."
Two kids are out in the cold, with downpours of snow erupting from the clouds.
One of the kids says something: "Can we build a snowman that is going through puberty?"
The other kid says something else: "Yes. It sounds cool."
After a while, the snowman was finished, and some words jut out of the first kid's mouth: "Wow! Look at that snowman! It's got hair all over, but I think it's missing something though."
The other kid jumps a little and begins speaking: "Oh, I know what it is!"
After a while, a body part made of a carrot and two cucumbers appears on the snowman's crotch. It is a penis and a ballsack.
The first kid speaks: "Icy what you did there."
The other kid replies: "Good thing I didn't slip up there."
The first kid replies: "Well, that's snow problem."
The other kid then uttered this: "These puns would make the most frigid individual crack up."
The first kid then says: "I know, right?"
They then begin a snowball fight.
The other kid then says: "Only the men have snowballs!"
What's the best thing about beating up orphans?
They can't tell their parents.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
“Wills”
Are they a dead giveaway!
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
I liked my life when I first got it... Later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.