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What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?
They have to see food to eat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."
Once, there was a kid named Cale, but his classmates didn’t know it was spelled with a “C,” so they asked him if he could be their snack.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans get a home run?
Because they have no home to run to.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.