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Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "Yes," and lifted up her dress. Then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...