They jokes
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
How are peppers 🌶 so nosey?
They get jalapeño business.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
Why do people say "cheese" when they are taking a photo?
Because they were using the computer and thought about it.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?
Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.