They jokes
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
Did you know toilets, while you're at work, eat your toilet paper?
Why did the orphan have to stay at school?
Because they need to leave with a parent.
Why can’t orphans go to school? Because they don’t have a parent to sign them up.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂