They jokes
Kids when they meet a kid out of home alone be like: “At least your mom came back!”
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
I killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a steak, and then I started to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
Your dick is so small they thought you were a girl when you came into the world.
Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?
Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
What is the good thing about child molesters? They drive slow in school zones.
My relatives used to tease me at weddings, saying I'd be next. They soon stopped when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
What does Sonic say when he's bored?
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
How to be a hero.
1. Tie a noose in your front yard.
2. Find and capture a furry.
3. Hang that furry because they deserve it.
It’s easy as 1-2-3!