They jokes
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.