They jokes
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
So, Little Johnny's teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it. One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says, "Teacher, I'll bet you $50 I can guess what color your underwear is." She replies, "Okay, meet me after class and we'll settle it." But before class ends, she goes to the restroom and removes her panties. After class is over and the students clear out, Johnny makes his guess. "Blue." "Nope. You got it wrong," she says as she lifts her skirt to reveal she isn't wearing any underwear. "Well, come with me out to my dad's car, he's waiting for me, and I'll get you the money." She follows him out. When they get to the car, she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong and that she showed Johnny that she wasn't wearing any underwear. His dad exclaims: "That mother fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he'd see your pussy before the end of the day!"
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
The twin towers were like my parents... They never came back.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.