They jokes
I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.
I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
What is one good thing about child molesters?
They drive slow past schools.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why can the orphan only go to restaurants?
Because they can't have homemade meals.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Why do orphans not like Family Guy? Because they have family.