They jokes
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.