They jokes

I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home base.

What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.

Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!

Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't find their way home.

Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.

What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.

What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.

Why do orphans go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.

Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.

And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.

Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?

A: When they are falling from their balcony.

Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?

They fell apart.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they don't know what a home base is.

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.

The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.

Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled." Kili: "That’s a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, Ki­li, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"

Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.