They jokes

Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

There is no difference.

They both got split open by a huge log.

Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.

I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!

Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!

Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.

Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

What do girls and noodles have in common?

They both wiggle when you eat them.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Why are orphans so sad?

Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."