They jokes
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang off trees.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."