They jokes
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Are your forehead and hairline friends? 'Cause they go way back.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.