They jokes
Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza and got a plane!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?