They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
why are the twin towers mad? they ordered burgers but what they got was plane
Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?
That's what happened to my dog.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers. because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
why cant orphans be gay, they have nobody to call daddy
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: why Me: Because they can't find home
why are americans so bad at chess?
they already lost two towers
Why are Americans bad at clash Royal
Because they lost two towers
who are the quickest readers in the world, 9/11 victims they went through 34 stories in 4 seconds
Why can’t orphans play base ball
Because they don’t have a home to run to
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
I would like to tell more jokes about 911 but they always crash and burn
What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?
They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
