They jokes
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why was the noble gas not emo?
Because they were thinking RIGHT.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call "daddy."
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What do apples and emos have in common?
They both hang from trees.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Me before: Why do bandanas exist? They're ugly.
Me after seeing your hairline: Oh, I seeee.
Me giving pro tip: Get a bandana LMAO.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.