Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year because they don’t have a mothers and Father’s Day
Why don’t orphans play baseball because they don’t have a home to go to
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What does my dad and the Twin Towers have in common? They used to be with us, now it's just a sensitive topic.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup?
They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents! Me: where are they? Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common
They both can't be found
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
The poacher agrees but says that his assistant is ill and will need the man to come with him in his assistant's place. The man agrees, and so the poacher goes out to the jungle with the man.
The poacher brings a pair of handcuffs, a long stick, a shotgun, and a dog. They search through the jungle for about an hour and then spot a male gorilla above in the treetops.
The man asks the poacher what the plan is. The poacher replies, "I'm going to climb the tree and, when I get close enough, I'm going to start poking the gorilla with the stick until it falls out of the tree.
The dog is a specially trained dog. When the gorilla falls out of the tree, the dog will try to bite off the gorilla's balls. When the gorilla moves its hands to protect its balls, you put the handcuffs on it."
This all seems to make sense to the man, but he has one question. "What is the shotgun for?" he asks the poacher. The poacher responds: "If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the dog."
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee? Cause they don't know what a full house is :(
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan. What are they gonna do run home and tell their parents
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten year olds
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