They jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
I would like to tell more jokes about 9/11, but they always crash and burn.
What are the similarities between a 14-year-old pregnant girl and her unborn fetus?
They are both thinking, "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me."
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?
No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!
Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
You know why orphans can't play baseball? 'Cause they can't find home.
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.