why do orphans ecaome criminals when they grow up, because they want to be wanted
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Why do orphans love school so much?
They have no HOMEWORK
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
why were the twin towers mad when they ordered pizza. they ordered pepperoni and got ✈️
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why dont orphans play baseball
Because they cant find home
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
I say punch a orphan. What are they going to do tell their perants
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why can’t orphans go on field trips
Be cause they can’t get their parents permission
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
why are so many people making fun of people with wheel chairs?
-they can’t stand up for themselves
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
