They jokes
They say the first time doesn't work, third time's the charm. Ha, not!
Why are the English so bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't go home.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
The 9/11 suicide jumpers, they went through 110 stories in 5 seconds. Sorry.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
What's the difference between 911 and the stock market in the 1930's?
Nothing, they both crashed.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.