They jokes
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
Why does USA suck at Clash Royale? They already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
Why can't Mexicans cross the border? They always sneak powder in.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.