They jokes
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
How do you know an orphan is lying? When they swear on their mother's life.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
How many orphans does it take to repair a house? None, they don't have one.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Kid: Who is your mom?
Orphan: They left me😭
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.