They jokes
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
What's the difference between a Christian and a child who believes Santa exists?
Nothing. They both believe in fairytales!
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
Why are English people bad at chess? 'Cause they lost their Queen.
Why can't the US play chess? 'Cause they lost their towers.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why can't the English play chess? Because they lost their queen. And why can't the US play chess? Because they lost their towers.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.