Thereness jokes
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
Gwen, we can chat in 2 months. My aunt just died from COVID, and it is taking forever for us to get there to California. I love you, your boyfriend, Prince!
There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.