Thereness jokes
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
What do orphans call their parents?
Unicorns because they don’t exist.
There is one rapist among us.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it’s a blow-up doll.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!