Thereness jokes
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
What’s the best part about stage four cancer?
There’s no stage five.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Memes
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What’s the best part about sex with twenty eight year olds?
There are twenty of them.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there, son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.