What do blind kids and orphans have in common
Neither of ‘em can see there parents
There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job
Knock knock Who's there? Di Di who? See, easily forgotten.
I was walking till i saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said where are your parents? He cried even more. oh i just love talking to orphans.
(there was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato)
Baby: wait for me!
(father tomato walks back towards the baby)
(he squishes the child)
Father: Ketchup
Dad: here u go son all ur toys have gone to the orphanage Son: why dad Dad:you would be bored there if there was not anything to do
So if you are bored punch a orphan
What are they gonna do tell there parents 🙄🙄
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there would be no home base
Why did the orphan try to get hurt
Because than they would get surrounded with people who care about him
He looks around no one is there
Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
Why don't Orphans go to the shops because when there mum leaves shes never coming back
Every one likes orphans but there parents
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimers." Boy: "What's that?" Grandpa: "What's what?"
What does an apple and suicidal person have im common?
There both hamging from a tree.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the idiots house
Knock, Knock Who's there? Chicken
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations? Be there or B2
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.
