Thereness jokes
There is one rapist among us.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
The little camel asks his mother: "Mum, why do we have these big humps?"
"Because in these humps there is some water, and in the hot desert we can drink."
"And Mum, why do we have this large fur?"
"Because the desert at night is so cold, and then we don’t feel cold."
"And Mum, why do we got these big hoofs?"
"Because the desert sand is hot, and the hoofs save us from the hot sand."
"But Mum, what the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?"
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite place to eat?
A: Schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
POV there’s a school shooting.
American: First time, European?
European: Yeah, you American?
American: No, not my first time.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why do orphans not like cereal? Because their dad never came back with milk.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
What's so similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the sperm inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh shit, my mum is gonna kill me!"
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
Why does an orphanage stay overnight at a school? Cause their parents won't pick them up.