Michael Jakson gets really ill so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there he says 'am i in heaven?' The doctor replies 'Nah sir we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward.'
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
Your hairline is so far back paw patrol couldn’t finish there mission
A Vampire goes to the Bakery:
Vampire🧛♂️: „One Bun please.“
Bäcker👩🍳: „But you're Vampire, don't you need blood 🩸 ?“
Vampir🧛♂️: „Yes, there is an accident outside and i need something to dip“
Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop
There was murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
if a orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year tell them for you only 363 days because you skip fathers day and mothers day.
In 2011 Stephen Hawking said there is no God, 2018 God said there is no Steve Hawking
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you it thought that you were there family member .
Me. i asked an orphan were his parents were i also said that i promised to take him to them Orphan. there dead Me. a promise made is a promise kept
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock Knock...
Who' there?
Not your parents
the more emos there are the less emos there are
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
What do most 50-year-old men put inside there cars
Children
How to make a orphans hand bleed??? By making them clap until there parents come back.
you can beat up orphans what are they gonna do, tell there parents
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
