There jokes
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
Hollow Knight Meme
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."
Why do orphans have an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
Is it all right when there is nothing left?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Gary. Gary who? Gary a torch.
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
Wanna hear a joke? Just look in the mirror, the joke's there!
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Never mind, it's pointless.
There are three Mexicans in a car. Who's driving?
The cop!
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.