There jokes
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
There are "nun" good jokes.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Maserati.
Maserati who?
Why don't you clean up this Maserati?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
There are millions of people in the world, yet you are here.