There jokes

You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”

*Apple bottom jeans plays*

Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.

1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.

Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)

Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!

Officer: You OK, kid?

Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.

Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*

When officer leaves:

Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?

A funny joke:

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"

"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."

-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."

Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?

Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not your parents.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"9/11."

"9/11 who?"

"You said you'd never forget!"

Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...

Man: Men have to deal with women.

(First Person): Knock knock, who's there? (2nd Person): Lemme talk to you, when we finna slide, what we finna do, knock knock, who's there, time to make a move, slayin' all then demons and we gotta move in too.

(Second Person): Knock knock, (1st p): who's there, let me talk to you, be careful where you steppin' out cause you ain't bullet proof, knock knock, who's there? time to make a move, block is full of shooters, and they didn't come to hoop.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Not the two Twin Towers.

You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.

My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."

Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?

'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.

If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?

Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.

Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.