There jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
There was a new kid in my school. The first thing the teacher said was, "Me, you, the basement NOW!"
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
One morning, Peppy and George came downstairs for breakfast, but they got a plate of juicy bacon. Their dad had recently gone missing, so they ate it quite sadly.
The next morning, they went to school and asked their teacher, "What is bacon made out of?" The teacher replied, "Pigs, why?" Peppa and George looked horrified.
If I could make someone tell me their last words, they'd say, "Make me."