Them Jokes

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.

I’ll be hanging with them for a while.

Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?

Just tell them that it floats.

I saw some twins, so I threw a paper plane at them.

Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?

Father Christmas left them.

Why can't an orphan play basketball?

Because no one will be cheering them on.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One of them gets picked.

I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!

At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"

Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.

I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

Why can't orphans sleep? Nobody can tuck them in.

Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with?

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

At least one of them gets picked.