Them Jokes

Tell world best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry😈

Suicidal thoughts aren’t nice, but nor is life. So why not get them both done and over with.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

what is the diffrence of a apple and orphan at least one of them gets picked

whats the difference between an apple and an orphan one of them get picked up

Hollow Knight Meme

The image is a four-panel comic. In the first panel, the Knight sits alone on a bench. The text says: "If you ever feel alone remember,". In the second panel, a small, dark creature flies above the bench. The text reads: "There is always a friend out there for you". The third panel shows the Knight on the bench surrounded by small, spidery creatures and a larger, red creature. The text says: "You may find them in the most unexpected of places." The final panel shows the Knight on the bench, and a large, winged creature and several small, flying creatures have joined him. The text says: "But they will always be there for you."

some kids at school made fun of me for playing halo, so i gave them a halo

I asked a emo kid if they are jealous because their phone died before them.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek? Because no one will look for them.

Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."

I have many jokes about unemploymed people- sadly none of them work

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed. I guess it was a bad delivery

Are you sure your father isn't a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

What do orphans and tvs have in common? At least one of them have a home

I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.

When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".

I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!

I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.

(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)

(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)

(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)

Little Johnny was overheard by his mother reciting his homework, “Two plus two, the son of a b*tch is four; four plus four, the son of a b*tch is eight; eight plus eight, the son of a b*tch...;” “Johnny!” shouted his mother. “Stop swearing!” “But mom!” Little Johnny protested, “That’s what the teacher taught us! And she said we should recite it till we learned it!”

The next day his mother went to the teacher to complain. “No, no,” said the teacher, terrified. “That’s not what I taught them. They’re supposed to say: ‘Two plus two, the sum of which is four.’”