Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
Them Jokes
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
There are two types of people, avoid them both.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
Little Johnny was watching TV when he heard the TV say "bitch" and "bastard." He went over to his dad and said, "What is a bitch and bastard?" His dad looked at him surprised and said, "A bitch is a female, a bastard is a mailman." Johnny went back to the TV and heard them say "ass" and "shit," so he goes back to his dad and asks, "What shit and ass mean?" His dad says, "A shit is shaving cream like what I'm putting on my face, and ass is a coat, why don't you bug your mom?" Johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say "fuck," so Johnny goes over to his mom and says to her, "What does fuck mean, mom?" She looks over at him and says, "Fuck means carving, like what I'm doing to this turkey!" A few minutes later, Johnny hears a knock on the door. He walks over and answers it. He then says, "Welcome bitch and bastard, may I take your ass?" The people, looking horrified, then ask where his parents are. Johnny responds with, "My dad is putting shit on his face and my mom is fucking the turkey!"
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
