Them jokes
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Why do Swedish warships have barcodes on them?
So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.