Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
Them Jokes
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Me: *stabs vampire*
Wife: omg
Me: *beats vampire to death*
Wife: OMG
Me: What?
Wife: You're supposed to give them candy!
Me: Well, that's a sticky situation now, isn't it, Barbara?
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Hi, welcome to June's Orphanage. You make them, we bake them. How can I help you?
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
What do birds and children have in common?
If you shoot them, they die.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because no one loves them.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
