Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.
I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.
An ugly, arrogant woman walked into a store with her 2 kids, yelling at them.
The store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children, are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling and said, "Hell no they are not, one is 9 and the other is 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just bloody stupid?"
The clerk replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am, I just can't believe someone would screw you twice."
why do orphans like pedo because it's someone that loves them and they can call daddy
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
Why are life and penis alike? Women make both of them hard.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselfs
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡
What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?
When you drop them both, everyone screams.
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Why are good at dodge ball
Because no one misses them
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Q: How do u make an emo kid happy
A: give them a happy meal
How do you confuse a blonde? Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
