The jokes
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
Do you know the number one cause of death for lesbians?
Getting your fingers stuck in there.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Memes
Hollow Knight Meme
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
Robert doesn’t see people, the man just sees meals.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.