The jokes
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What is the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He could not find home.
Jokes about the poor aren't rich.
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
Memes
Meme:
What’s 1+1?? The number of parents orphans don’t have!
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Have you seen the inside of Ford's Theatre? It will blow your mind. ~Abraham Lincoln
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival? Because he was cutting in line.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
What's the difference between China and New York City?
In China, the Asians ride ON the trains. In New York City, they usually end up riding UNDER them.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.