The jokes

Don't you hate it when you do the dishes, but then you realize it wasn't the dishes?

Why do orphans go to church?

Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."

Why do orphans go to church?

It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”

My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.

What did the cow say to your mom?

Hello.

I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.

Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?

Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?

My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?"

The doctor replied, "He's going through a midlife crisis."

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress up as the altar boy.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

One stops sucking when you slap it.

What do orphans get at restaurants?

The family meal.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture.

I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.

Wife: "You don't even have friends!"

What's the difference between the Queen's death and Princess Diana's death? The Queen died in peace, not pieces.

So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.

God, those orphans were putting up such a fight, I had to lock 'em in the basement.

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because the parents are in every episode.

I would stop bullying the orphan kid, what's he gonna do? Cry to his mommy?