The jokes
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
Why is the last part of orphanage "age?"
Because it doesn't matter your age.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
Memes
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common?
Once they're gone, they never come back.
MAGAnon is the goat.
🦆🦆🦆
What is the difference between a rock and my girlfriend?
One is rock hard, and the other is Dwayne Johnson.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Why did the emo kid try [to] high five the tree?
So it can hang him.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
Where did Suzy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!